GMo!

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

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ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

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YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

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maocraft: my house and little town. .. .daww.

maocraft:

my house and little town. .. .daww.

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Seen it twice. Going for the third time this weekend.
/Django spam for now

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How. The hell. Does Leo not have an Oscar yet?! WTF?!

How. The hell. Does Leo not have an Oscar yet?! WTF?!

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“I like the way you die , boy ”
— Django (via jimgordonsays)

#LeoZoomFTW

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Hell yeah Bagels

Hell yeah Bagels

I was promised tea!: Officially in love with Strax...

codrafee-gatrosca-gilfane:

Doctor: When you find something brand new in the world, something you’ve never seen before, what’s the next thing you look for?
Strax: A grenade!

Strax: Sir, permission to express my opposition to your current apathy?
Doctor: Permission granted.
Strax: Sir, I am opposed to your current…

election: WUT. Not entirely sure what moment this refers to. Big Bird? Obamacare? Have some analysis, courtesy of Richard Adams. The Mitt Romney we are seeing tonight is pretty much the steamroller Mitt Romney we saw during the Republican primaries: disciplined and stuffed full of lists and lines of arguments. It’s effective enough as a debating style but it won’t do anything to burnish his public image as a warm, personable type of guy. “That’s one example, here another,” is a repeated trope of Romney’s. Obama is typically cool but more relaxed, frequently smiling, speaking more slowly and more calmly than Romney. Romney and moderator Lehrer have had a couple of jousts as Romney keeps trying to talk over his limit, and Lehrer finally wins a couple of those. “Let’s talk about…” says Romney. “Let’s not,” says Lehrer firmly.

election:

WUT. Not entirely sure what moment this refers to. Big Bird? Obamacare?

Have some analysis, courtesy of Richard Adams.

The Mitt Romney we are seeing tonight is pretty much the steamroller Mitt Romney we saw during the Republican primaries: disciplined and stuffed full of lists and lines of arguments.

It’s effective enough as a debating style but it won’t do anything to burnish his public image as a warm, personable type of guy. “That’s one example, here another,” is a repeated trope of Romney’s.

Obama is typically cool but more relaxed, frequently smiling, speaking more slowly and more calmly than Romney.

Romney and moderator Lehrer have had a couple of jousts as Romney keeps trying to talk over his limit, and Lehrer finally wins a couple of those. “Let’s talk about…” says Romney. “Let’s not,” says Lehrer firmly.

(Source: gifwich)